Redemption

Dear Portland,
Today I had all these plans; pudding from scratch, paying my electric bill (which means actually driving to the next town over and giving them a check because I'm out of stamps), making a a meal for myself, and going to the store.
(I went to the store)
Is 1 out of 4 acceptable?
No.
No? Really?
Yes, really.
I have an excuse.
Let's hear it.
I was up all night because of the dogs.
Heard it.
No really! It has gone past they are loud and annoying. I was up thinking about why they are always out and barking and being annoying. I started to move past anger and now I'm just sad for them. I'm sad because those poor animal are being neglected. The grass in the front lawn is so long the Doxen gets lost in it. All allong the fence the grass doesn't even grow because it's all mud now and there are holes. The Springer Spaniel is digging holes. I tried contacting animal control today but that is rediculous because it's really just an animal shelter. They don't do rescue. So I have to do some more investigating and I guess call the cops. I feel bad. I can't just do nothing.
Alright. That's a good enough excuse. Just don't stick your nose too far in.
I won't.
Good.